You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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