Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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