Buhtt sex?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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