I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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