I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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