My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You made out with two different species that night
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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