thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I got her a Nickelback box set.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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