Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
they call him Oral-B. enough said
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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