What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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