i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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