Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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