and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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