i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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