i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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