Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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