im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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