Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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