oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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