If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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