Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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