One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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