Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I will be naked everywhere
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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