is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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