Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You made out with two different species that night
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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