but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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