Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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