I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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