Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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