When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
no, he came in my armpit
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
do nipples grow back?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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