he puts the penis in happiness.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
two words...techno handjob
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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