just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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