You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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