Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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