he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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