i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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