Porn is love you can see.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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