Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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