I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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