is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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