How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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