TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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