When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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