You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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