Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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