I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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