david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
FUCK WHALES
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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