I just saw a hot homeless man
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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