Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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