Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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