two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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