first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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