yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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