you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she woke up with a sticky ear
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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